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Google the following, and you get this nice little nerdy Valentine’s Day surprise:
sqrt(cos(x))*cos(300x)+sqrt(abs(x))-0.7)*(4-x*x)^0.01, sqrt(6-x^2), -sqrt(6-x^2) from -4.5 to 4.5
This math is beyond my ability to check - @jonasfiel?
Google the following, and you get this nice little nerdy Valentine’s Day surprise:
sqrt(cos(x))*cos(300x)+sqrt(abs(x))-0.7)*(4-x*x)^0.01, sqrt(6-x^2), -sqrt(6-x^2) from -4.5 to 4.5
This math is beyond my ability to check - @jonasfiel?
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