I mean, that’s what I can take away from B____ M_____’s dumb-dumb post on G_____ the other day about gay dudes, which is why, I suppose, the outrage over it from a lot of people is pretty moot. Because straight people don’t care! It’s the only time this sad truth has worked in our favor! Because…
Mikala would have loved Brian’s piece. ;)
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