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lizclimo:

happy easter 

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theofficialjmg:

Jordan Gavaris and his breathtaking ass…

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I can’t decide if I want to be the dog or the person tickling the dog.

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9gag:

Very well said

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thebacklot:

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smithsonian:

Protip: This is a really bad question to ask when visiting the National Mall. We have 8 buildings surrounding the Mall, and a total of 19 museums, 9 research centers and the National Zoo. A S.H.I.E.L.D agent should know better! 

(We think she means the Smithsonian’s National Museum of Natural History in this case.)  

I love that this is on the Smithsonian’s tumblr

Whoever does social media for the Smithsonian is awesome. 

well played, Smithsonian

I like smart brands

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imwithkanye:

That Time I Was Tina Belcher IRL:

Tonight I walked into a local Harlem spot for a beer and some food when I bumped into my friend and his dinner date. While my friend’s friend Michael looked familiar it wasn’t until halfway through the conversation that my friend said he was in the Sound of Music Live. You know, that NBC disaster of a production that we all live-tweeted yet enjoyed while coasting on a bottle of wine. Well it turns out he was Michael Campayno aka Rolf aka the guy with the butt. So I immediately asked him, “Oh have you seen all the GIFs of your butt on Tumblr?” He bashfully said “No.” Or maybe he said yes. It was loud and I couldn’t hear his response too well. I like to believe he said “Yes. Also Carrie Underwood was awful and we all were thinking it.” But I’ll never know because I was too busy thinking about those GIFs of him on Tumblr. 

So proud you’d actually bring it up

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thebacklot:

Hallmark does have a card for everything, including my love life!

16 April 2014 reblog: thebacklot

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apathbetweenthestars:

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brb drowning myself in the toilet

I once had a customer ask me how many pieces come in a six piece mozzarella stick. Then another ask me what kind of cheese comes in the mozzarella sticks.

a customer once asked me to void his transaction and then got angry at me when I cancelled his order.

Most of the time, I think Social Darwinism is a nefarious and unethical practice. But, sometimes…

I’m dying on the inside. Also this is why I don’t work in retail or good service anymore.

I believe all of them

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